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Kevin Stock is an enigma wrapped in a riddle surrounded
by bacon. As a schoolboy, Kevin would often fall
asleep during class, drooling on his desk, dreaming of a world without
adults. A recurring thought was "Am I the only one here who
has no idea what’s going on?"
Today it is much the same for Kevin. Those who
know him find him to be a somewhat confused, often infuriating,
perpetually sleepy, and occasionally lovable presence. At times
he is generous, then he is impossibly self-absorbed (i.e. hard hair
on a windy day).
When Kevin was 16, he discovered the guitar. He
began to lift riffs he heard from The Doors, Yes,
and U2, until one day his mother screamed, "Don't
you know one song all the way through?!!"
Kevin, wanting desperately to please his mama,
learned "House of the Rising Sun" and was pleased by the
unexpected feeling of accomplishment it generated. Kevin’s
mama said she liked the song but said, "You gotta learn more
happy songs, like Elvis… what an entertainer!"
Kevin said "no." He immediately learned
300 or so "good” songs, and is known today as the human jukebox,
full of songs nobody has ever heard. One day, Kevin
met Laura, who screamed "Do you have anything
by written by you, or are you just a pathetic mimic?" This
made Kevin feel sad, so he wrote a few songs like
"It’s You", "Forever", and the peppy "Pull
Down the Shades."
This is where we join Kevin today. In a pathetic
attempt to avoid the scorn of others, Kevin has
written more original songs, mostly along the themes of indifference,
apathy and mind control. Kevin’s mother would still
like to hear more "Elvisy" songs.
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